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dorkly:

"Eye of the Tiger" Played on an Old Dot-Matrix Printer

"Papa, what did the ’80s sound like?"

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klavinerd:

Steve called in a few favors

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fearlings:

foobar137:

The good thing about being stuck on the Jungle Cruise: how often do you get to do a panorama of the elephant bathing pool?

click the picture

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waytoostrongforwaytoolong:

deanfrost:

at my school there’s an english teacher and an american teacher and they always glare at each other and when they pass each other in the hallway the american teacher will say ‘good show governor’ or something and the english teacher will say ‘god bless the land of the free’ and both in terrible accents and like the whole school ships it

when i first read this i thought to myself, what school teaches american as a subject?

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lukehemmingssmut:

this really cute customer came in today and i asked him how he was paying and he said ‘hasta la visa baby’ and then he blushed and cleared his throat and was like ‘um.. visa please’ and i kinda wanna marry him

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hayleechristinee:

jmeridith:

Here we go…you guys are going for it. This is gold

YES YES YES YES YES!!! I bet her and Maks are talking about this now!😂👏🙈

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#PLEASE #DWTS spam #I NEED THIS #PLEASE MERYL

thatfunnyblog:

Me for all of high school

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littlesistersammy:

thesassiestsamwinchester:

femteamfreewill:

Bring on 2014

Chuck would be proud

We sure hope he would.

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robotmango:

gooqueen:

every year after you turn 17 you get further away from being the age of the dancing queen and that’s my least favorite thing about growing up

ah but when you turn 34 you’re two dancing queens and thus having twice the time of your life. and at 51 you become the dancing triumvirate and three golden crowns are forged in your honor

lots to look forward to

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-everdeen:

two lovers

forbidden from one another

a war divides their people

and a mountain divides them apart

build a path to be together

yeah i forget the next couple lines but then it goes

SECRET TUNNEL

SECRET TUNNEL

THROUGH THE MOUNTAINS

SECRET SECRET SECRET SECRET TUNNEL

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bloodpactgirlscout:

so the saddest shortest story is attributed to hemingway:

"For sale: baby shoes, never worn."

and this came to me at breakfast and i thought it was hilarious. 

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firelordwael:

roisinlikesbooks:

Sometimes I am really really ok with the fact that Disney owns Marvel

BUt LIKE. IS THAT A DOCTOR WHO REFERENCE.

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